Just give all your data to our company that thinks humans are not cost-effective enough to live bro… come on bro, just a little extra data…

Well that’s gross. I’m just thankful you have to explicitly opt into this for now, cause I’m staying the fuck away

I got ripped to shreds a few years ago when I said this shit was going to happen.

Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no…

Also, it can view your health data too?! I somehow missed that news, and that’s even more distressing than banking.

LOL. LMAO, even.