Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
NEXT CONAN HINT!
This will be the most American thing I’ve read all 2025.
Why was a loaded gun on the bed? That seems like terrible firearm safety.
WHO DOWNVOTED THIS JESUS CHRIST
Fun fact! 90% of gun owners treat firearms like this!
Poorest excuse for a friend accidentally shooting you. “My dog ate my homework.”
I feel like if your dog shoots you thats your own damn fault.
He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
But then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one
Justice for the dog.
The victim told police that before the incident, he was cleaning his firearm
getting shot by own gun and cleaning it, these often come together, maybe is safer to keep them dirty
If you get shot cleaning your gun you have MAJORLY fucked up.
Like, you have to try to be that level of stupid and it still happens. People are just incredibly dumb it would seem. I mean, I know we must have a ton of morons in this country in order for Trump to get elected because … Everything.
Somehow he was cleaning it and it still had rounds to fire or he cleaned and reloaded and left it unsecured so it had rounds to fire. Sounds like sort of person who should own a gun for sure.
Poor doggo 🥺
Guns are so loud.
Yeah, and he will now miss his friend.
If only there were a good boy with a gun
Guns don’t kill people, dogs kill people.
That cop car has got to be the coolest cop car I’ve ever saw.
Too dumb to live. What idiot leaves a gun ready to fire, probably with safety off, unsupervised?
Oh come on, show me a single elementary school classroom in the US that doesn’t have this…
That dog has no honor.
