The front fell off!

Must be the coffee and fruit shutting my brain down already. I didn’t even catch that.

I drink coffee and eat fruit every morning. I’ll let yall know if I die early on account of it!

Much easier to dress up as a disgusting republican woman than to dress up as a normally beautiful democrat woman.

I wish America would cane boys that vote republican! Maybe the ignorant sonsabitches would pay a little more attention to their vote.

You’re absolutely wrong about them. They’re far right PILES of shit, not pieces.

Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

But I only go left. And no I don’t mean nascar left!

Ivan go all the way back to my brother. The stupid sumbitch voted for trump!

Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!

How could I forget, I’m a fork’en elephant!

They’ll probably remember this forever!

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something “

                 ~Jed Clampett~