Don’t give me hope.

If joke, why required shaped?

Connect to Djibouti to see the booty

“Mighty suspicious of you to protect yourself from our abuse. You must be up to no good.”

And I don’t think they even got the reward money they claimed they’d give out for turning him in but I’m not sure.

Yeah but I’m poor. All the laws apply to me no matter how stupid and hypocritical.

Absolutely. If they actually put some points in Intelligence, they’d know this.

I played myself

Only people talking about launching nukes are on social media.

I remember when the rapture was supposed to happen last year. I remember when 2020-2022 was to be the end. I remember when 2012 was the end times. I remember when 2000 was the apocalypse. I remember multiple other years prior to that saying the same thing. There are books in the Bible that talk about it happening soon and they were made canon centuries ago. The monopoly on wanting the end isn’t even Christians’. Just this month I saw a video advertised on youtube still pushing that Nibiru collision nonsense that pops up every year or two. None of these people know anything about the end of the world.

Right. They are acting like they can just summon it like it’s some DnD ritual spell. The Bible literally states otherwise.

That’s not new either.

They’ve been saying the end times are coming since before I was born.

News Headline: Trump awards himself Medal of Honor.

Every person on the internet that dislikes this guy should go back through past video footage and find frames that are completely unflattering and screenshot them, inundating the internet with more unflattering images.

More like Nonsense TVs

I’ve been to a few places in Europe where I know that if I brought in ranch and put it on the food, I’d be killed.

Thanks.

I don’t want to upvote this because at the time of this comment its 69 upvotes, which is the correct amount. But I do think this is funny.