As usual we’re in the news for all the wrong reasons.

I wouldn’t trust these assholes with a rabid viper let alone my own brain

They’ll like it since they’ll be the only country left in it

Because, and this is true, Louisiana is one of the most corrupt states in the union. Everybody with a shred of power has their hand out for pennies.

2 cable monkey jobs

On the other hand, maybe we’ll all die of hantavirus before having to suffer through the rest of the fascist takeover

Because they have eyes?

Yeah any day now

I’m usually over sympathetic. Not here though!

They shouldn’t be able to have dinner in peace

Insert “good” meme

She will be high on Luigi 2.0’s list

I’d argue this bitch is lacking character

And he just shoe horned in his new fed chair who will implement rate cuts and push us closer to needing a wheelbarrow to buy bread.

They probably already have it

That would involve a lot of trust in the AI and it’s training materials

Til morons are selfish

IDK they corrected it and said the lady was confused for another passenger and it was miscommunication.

Can’t make this shit up

Some of them actually believe this guy is the antichrist and they’re helping him destroy the world, thinking Jesus will just be cool with that. They’ll believe anything.