I guarantee Trump doesn’t know who Lai. If he asked China about it at all, it was because someone told him to and he didn’t care about the answer.

With a nuclear plant, there’s a teeny teeny tiny chance I’ll get Hulk powers.

With AI, I’ll probably just lose my job and destroy the planet.

To be fair, those two distros are owned by big corporations so it’s not unexpected.

The undersea cables carry a large share of global data traffic between Europe, the Gulf, and Asia.

using an email address deemed suspicious

Like being on their “Antifa” terrorist lists.

Missouri voted no for on paying for a Kansas City sports stadium but the mayor is building it anyway.

What’s the point in voting if they don’t care?

Even if I wanted AI in my AirPods, how is this gonna work for people with long hair? This makes no sense.

It sure sounds like all of those shootings were actually stopped my tips made to the FBI but okay.

You can block ads on the site but not in the app.

It does have lane assist but I only turn that on when I’m doing highway driving.

Bless you. I’ll dig around in the menus and find it.

I’m not saying she was right, but I will say, if I was flying from the United States to Mexico, I would be very confused if the flight crew only spoke Chinese.

Ford Fusion

My car is constantly telling me to drive with both hands or yo get coffee when I am driving fine.

Many years ago I had a somewhat scary car accident and since I drive very cautiously and never speed. Yet this fucking thing is still yelling at me all the time.

If I could figure out how it decides to yell at me, I would unplug it.

Except this surveillance software is for training AI that will probably replace them.

That explains this:

Meta to start capturing employee mouse movements, keystrokes for AI training data

If I was The Onion, I would not have announced this. I would have slowly started slipping normal sane reporting into the site until it was fully converted. I’m guessing those visitors probably haven’t seen truthful news in awhile.

I doubt it. Dickheads are never self aware.

Oh good point. Yeah you are probably right.

The changes come as the company has experienced a 40X year-over-year increase in AI data stored on its servers and has increased focus on its accelerating AI business.

If this means they just want to throttle AI companies, I don’t care. Go forth and prosper BackBlaze.

If it doesn’t, statement retracted.