People do not like hearing this though. They feel like they’re getting there much faster.

I do just a little above the speed limit because my car lies to me about how fast I’m going.

However, almost daily, I have people that want to do 20 mph over the limit who pass me illegally in the opposing lane. Invariably, I catch up to them at the next 4-way stop sign or traffic light or when they get stuck behind the next tractor-trailer. We arrive at the same time.

I used to be them.

I did the math.

I slowed down.

I’m much happier during my drives.

No stress.

This is a top-notch shower thought.

Also, continuing.

I’m tired, boss.

Actually… Oh, wait.

Failed already.

It was a post by Nebulous_Keito.

You’re welcome!

: )

They talk about what’s going on in their lives. If it weren’t for the ailments, they’d likely have other things to talk about.

And matches are a thing you buy just to have go up in flames.

Amen

Don’t let them get your Goatse.

Exactly

Right, but that’s less funny.

I think I’ll start pointing it out.

Just go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.

Easy.

I was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.

Makes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.

And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.

Couldn’t be!

Who, me!?

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.