A council in Japan has voted to remove its mayor who has been unconscious for several months.

is it not medically considered a coma by now?

how much noise my knees make

i vote we let funkless_eck fix her

it’ll either be Star Trek (“repair? just put it in the matter reclamator and replicate a new one!”)

or Mad Max (“of course you repair! wait, what’s a ‘new thing’?”)

it’s becoming damn near impossible to buy reasonably sized cars here anymore