described the $599 device (it also requires a subscription that starts at $7 per month) as a toilet bowl attachment that uses “optical sensors and validated machine-learning algorithms” to deliver “valuable insights into your health and wellness.”
Do they take their product ideas from the Onion?
This can’t be real, can it??My first thought is Scrubs… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0fU6Kq4xU
Reminds me:
I have to rewatch Scrubs! :-)
It’s real. A lot of information can be taken from those bowls, you know, the kind of information big corporations will use to fuck you up when they get the chance.
They’ve been around for a decade or more in Japan.
Never install a camera in a bathroom
Like, you don’t install anthrax in a maternity ward
Well, I can see some use cases. But they’re usually not pointed down in the bowl.
“Enshittyfication” - now in its natural environment…
The average person is most likely to be familiar with E2EE through messaging apps, like Signal
An even more average person is most likely to wonder why you’re taking pictures of their poop in the first place.
I don’t know what’s funnier. A “smart toilet” or the fucking moron that is dumb enough to buy one.
I’m sorry… a smart toilet camera? WTF??
Awaiting the camera that inspects your feet for issues and no-other-reason in 3… 2…
Rich cunts really will buy any-fucking-thing
This is as close to the definition of a shitty idea as it can get.
please get in line for Mandatory Penis Inspection
Rich people are insane. Why pay extra to stream a butt hole camera?
That’s just what they mean when they say The Bold Look of Kohler.
Just make sure Keegan Michael Key is around to help reboot your smart toilet https://youtu.be/ddgVVeSX_tE
101 : Don’t create data you don’t want in the wrong hands.
I do my best to avoid putting toilet data on my hand.
