• espentan@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Hey, boss, I realize 90% of our unit prices are already pure profit, but I reckon we can get that to 95% by blaming an increase in chip prices. Actually, you know what, our users are already locked in an fucked if they don’t buy our shit, so let’s go for it.

    • Jhex@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Great idea underling… after you are done applying my genius strategy that I just came up with all by myself, lay yourself off so we can hit the quaterly targets and I can buy that third yatch with my bonus