This is my network. There are many like it but this one is mine. My network is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my network is useless. Without my network I am useless. I must port my network true. I must monitor straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must monitor him before he monitors me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my network and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.