• ACourtesanOfArabia@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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    4 months ago

    With the current RAM prices I could start accepting RAM kits as payment. A 128GB DDR5 RAM kit for 1h of fuck. Obligatory fuck AI.

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        4 months ago

        Just approximated a conversion in my mind since I won’t let anyone fuck for less than $1k/hour. Hence why my clientele is mainly in the Arabian Peninsula & China. They have by far the most generous men.

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          4 months ago

          “How much to let me poop on your chest?”

          “I’m sorry I don’t so this kind of t-[he pulls out 4 32GB DDR5 RAM sticks] …OKEYDOKEY!”

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            4 months ago

            Desperate men are everywhere. A lot of the ones around those parts just have more money to throw around, that’s why so many go there for sex work. Ain’t nobody paying you more than 300€ a session here in Estonia when there’s plenty of women willing to do it for 50€ per half hour.

            Can’t speak to the quality of the different price ranges though, I only browsed to see if using “services” would be cheaper than the upkeep on my ex was. It would be. Even the expensive ones.

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              I only browsed to see if using “services” would be cheaper than the upkeep on my ex was. It would be.

              This is quite the misogynistic take, dude. Did you marry only to fuck someone? People usually marry for many reasons beyond just sex. Love, companionship, shared dreams.

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                4 months ago

                No, I actually loved her at first. Then it turned out she only ever wanted me for money. Said she’d kill herself if I didn’t buy her things, threatened to divorce when we had disagreements, etc.

                We had 50 baby strollers in less than 2 years. She had over 20 expensive jackets and coats in one winter, etc.

                In the end it became kind of an inside joke how much cheaper a prostitute would be. Prostitute would probably have more feelings too. My ex doesn’t actually see other people as human, but rather tools to survive.

                I now drive a rusty old car. If I meet someone, they won’t think I have money. It’s better that way. Anyone can fake being a nice person at first. But if I don’t give them reason to do it, I’m hoping they won’t.

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                  4 months ago

                  No, I actually loved her at first. Then it turned out she only ever wanted me for money.

                  Sad to hear that. I hope you meet someone better in the future