Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
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“Your AI hate is hampering the economy” - Future headline most probably.
Replace “the economy” with “rich people’s yacht money”
Thing could slow down if it loses velocity. Film at 11.
Businessman warns attempt at creating profit engine out of mass piracy may fail if people don’t cooperate
“Please pay us money and we will trickle down more of those 2000-era wages to you dirty lazy masses.”
Translation: “Please help us justify our choices to our board. They want to know why we YOLO’d billions into making our users hate us.”
Please use our products. Don’t you see our lack of growth??
Stop calling LLMs ‘AI’, there’s nothing intelligent about regurgitating statistically luke-warm refried Reddit threads.
My line, thanks for saving me the work of typing it out this time.
My gripe with calling LLMs AI is it makes it harder to discuss enemy AI behaviour in video games lol.
“We’re not seeing the numbers we want, so we’re putting copilot in everything to expand our active user base. Hell, rename everything copilot!”
Who needs separate apps when you can just tell copilot what you want and it can put the slop straight into your trough?
Nadella, stop trying to make ‘AI’ happen, it’s NOT going to happen!
“People don’t want our product and we’re in danger of failure, wahhh” -capitalist oligarch
Something something free market dynamics something something. Oh wait, they only believe in that when it means deregulating, but if it means letting their company fail then all of a sudden everyone else has a responsibility to carry weight for them?
Privatized profits and socialized losses. Damn greedy crooks.
That’s right. He bought $TRUMP so we get to bail out their shitty company when AI “boom” implodes on itself. Banana republic go brrrr
Such a waste.
It would be really funny if the whole world decides to dump its US treasury bonds all at once, so that when the AI bubble does burst the US has nothing with which to bail out the tech companies responsible, and the rest of the world doesn’t have to share the brunt of the fall…
Maybe build something useful that solves a real problem?
I cant believe the CEO of a company as large as MS would fall for “if you build it, they will come” like some kind of noob. Any entrepreneur knows PMF is king.
Maybe build something useful that solves a real problem?
That’s the problem. For now at least, we’re at the end of “new tech make line go up”. Crypto wasn’t it, neither were NTFs, LLMs are no different. All the low hanging fruit was picked a while back so they’re stuck trying to make us believe that there’s a Next Big Thing just around the corner when, at best, there’s some fairly niche and difficult to monetize tech requiring vast resources to work.
Maybe WHO could declare a mental health emergency and mandate a lockdown and minimum 8 hours per day of AI use. And ban references to ‘slop’ - It’s really bad for the mental health of the billionaires when they hear their scam referred to as ‘slop’.
Gooooooooooooooooood
haha lol
