Seth Taylor

And now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome senator Bernie Sanders

I am. It’s giving me a semi

If California doesn’t secede I’ll stop buying almonds.

Good

She was friends with Trump back in the day. It rubs off.

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

I’m desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?

Haha! Yes!

There’s an episode of Rick & Morty called Thanksploitation Spectacular that you might like. It touches on your idea somewhat.

Those turkeys must be immediately located and arrested! /s

A friend of mine ingested a ton of it and died. They found him at the bottom of a lake

This is undeniable proof that Grok is the most accurate.

If they don’t cut it out with the lasers, I’m getting my slingshot.

I appreciate this

Thank you

She works in IT. Her main tool is Salesforce. Some of the clients she’s mentioned are universally known. Volkswagen and IKEA are two I remember.

I don’t know what she does exactly. But, to be fair, she doesn’t know what I do either, cause I have a Film & TV degree and our latest argument was about her insisting that I use that degree to “become an influencer, because influencers make money”. That conversation would have been hilarious if I wasn’t part of it. Like listening to a tween tell you what she wants to be when she grows up…

My sister, who earns several times the average income of the city she lives in:

• constantly complains about taxes. She says she wants to pay, believe it or not, zero taxes, because “what is she getting in return for that money anyway? Nothing”
• complains about how she “has to” work “four jobs” (she means 4 clients) then she casually drops something like “I saved up enough to buy two apartments. I want to buy and rent and quit my job”. She sees herself as someone who HAS TO work multiple jobs for rent and food
• she constantly complains about how poor people “pay less taxes” than her and absolutely hates anyone who works a low-income job as if they’re “dirty” or something. I assume if “no taxes” is her wet dream, then “everyone pays the exact same amount regardless of their income” is something she’d be ok with
• this is happening in the EU, with free healthcare and all that, so she’s getting plenty out of the taxes she pays (or would, if she didn’t insist on using overpriced private clinics instead and hell knows what other “rich people” alternatives)

She’s not poor. She’s practically a one percenter. She’s just upset it’s a lot of effort saving up to buy property to turn her favorite hobby of “fucking the poor” into a job by becoming a “professional landlord”. I don’t need Trump. I have Trump at home.

Most rich people I’ve met are disconnected assholes… I’m sure some are cool, and where I’m at they tend to vote liberal (but not progressive), but goddamn I have not a thing to share or discuss with them. Bless’em and may I never wait on them or paint their house or be their nurse or anything like that, cause I’m not putting up with their attitude.

Sorry if I sound like a dick. Just blowing off steam.

Back in my day, we kept StickPage.com alive with a community of maybe 100 animators. We were happy and productive. 😁 Quality over quantity. Chin up!

Cut to: man watching in shock as his “mirror satellite” burns people like ants under a magnifier

It will burst into flames, like his cars

Gonna need to get those Coke-drinking polar bears a fridge…

There’s something fitting about the possibility of AI porn being the first crack in the breaking apart of the Trump-Big Tech alliance.

[ chuckles ]