Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
Bardella was at an event in Moissac, southwest France, to promote his latest book when a man broke the egg on his head.
The suspected attacker, a 74-year-old man, was arrested and taken into custody for violence against a public official, prosecutor Montauban Bruno Sauvage told AFP.
Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.
Custard’s last stand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_cake or as French call it, quarte quarts
Quatre quarts. Or “four quarters”.
And this, is already too much maths for Bardella
Add in some stale bread, and then forget all about him for some ‘pain perdu’.
America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop
France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch
Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake
Nope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.
I guess next would be milk.
I’ve heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.
Milk and sugar next week.
Free Crepes.
Or cake
nods or cake.
So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?
Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.
Well done.
The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.
If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.
I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know
I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious
I’m desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?
I hope every political argument devolves into food being thrown eventually.
Pelt him with grapes: not big enough to do much damage, but in the right quantities, it’ll get the point across
The point: “stop wine-ing”?
Just going down the ingredients list until they toss him in an oven to bake until golden brown.
The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.
Make fascists scared again.
74 year old badass.
I can’t understand if I should praise aiming skills or if the egg was cracked up close and personal. Tried to check in the article and saw what Bardella made of it:
The more we make progress, the closer we get to power, the more the violence from the far left, intolerance and pure stupidity are unleashed
For fuck’s sake, he just barely survived an assassination no less
When they get all melodramatic about flour, eggs, sandwiches being tossed at them, don’t they realize how pathetic they sound acting like these acts are in and of themselves just horrible violance?
It’s well pasta time….
They’re French, they’re making a soufflé
