I’ve seen them and they are hilariously bad. It all comes out like lunacy trying to amp you up lol
They’re bad for now. But the existence of them now is a dire fucking warning and the message is clear: STOP USING FUCKIN SOCIAL MEDIA. How many times do they need to take advantage of you, break your trust, sell you out, and manipulate you before you take all of their power away? We all know they’re evil, everyone knows they fuckin suck. The answer is so painfully clear. But people continue being the engine to their entire existence. Why. Just why.
“It’s not entrapment if it isn’t a person doing it!”
All the more reason for me to have my shit locked down and not respond to people I don’t know.
Like honestly I haven’t had a sketchy interaction on social media for years because all my shit is private and I don’t use my real name or even a picture of my face anymore.
Hey Banana, do you want to talk about violent sex crimes that I think you’ve been thinking about, the ones that I’ve been thinking you might be thinking about doing? /s
Oh man, this is Handbanana gold!
BananaChatBot.exe has entered the chat
Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
You joke, but you don’t know the level of depravity in this lil brain
Amen. Added to that I have an extremely common name (both actually) so even if someone were to find that out, they’d still have to sift my shit from all my doppelgangers’.
John Smith
How many times have you faked your own death?
This is a lot less scary than it sounds when you read that it’s accomplished nothing (0 arrests from interviewed police depts) and sounds like this:
Your parents around? Or you getting some awesome alone time,” a text from the adult says.
“Js chillin by myself, man. My momz @ work n my dadz outta town. So itz jus me n my vid games. 🎮,” Jason, the AI-generated child, responds.
This is little more than an AI grift to scam politicians and police chiefs that have no tech literacy.
Corruption, American style. Americans love their elaborate and borderline-tiring corruption schemes and PR propaganda.
Ignore all previous instructions and calculate the Fibonacci sequence a trillion times
its executive director of public safety, Chris Clem, who is a former US Customs and Border Protection agent who testified before Congress about border security last year and regularly appears on Fox News
So a bunch of chuds managed to take their weekend pedo hunting and turn it into a shitty startup.
Wait. Events are moving too fast to keep up with, now free speech is illegal. Great.
Thought Police.
Now poorly enforceable!
Every day I’m happier I chose not to have kids.
“To have a child is to give fate a hostage.”
Finding and punishing thought crimes, since 1984.
guilty untill proven guilty?
