In a blog post, Musk said the acquisition was warranted because global electricity demand for AI cannot be met with “terrestrial solutions,” and Silicon Valley will soon need to build data centers in space to power its AI ambitions.
This dumb fuck. Unfortunately, his boosters will be all-in on this messaging. Whatever.
What if we put the pedophilia…in space??
It’s not illegal there?
Ugh… I can’t believe i actually typed that out
I’m…actually not sure how the rules would apply, how far up various airspaces go or if it’s an Antarctica kinda deal.
Pretty sure he’d been violating all sorts of human trafficking laws tho
Better check the capsule for kids first… “this is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”
where is the regulation
Same place as the bill of rights.
Now if he rolls these into Tesla he’ll be on his way to ticking off one of the requirements to unlock his completely legitimate cagillion dollar pay package.
“Now they have to bail me out.”

Time to break it up because it‘s a monopoly that spans over several industries for no good reason at all but oh wait the USA is a dysfunctional mess so nothing will be done about it.
And it will all come crashing down
Company with largest stock valuation
=/=
Most valuable company
“Valuable”
Hide the company losing money in the company making money. He has done this before.
And I’m sure this has nothing to do with grok on X creating CA.
Doesn’t this have the potential to backfire in light of things like the lawsuits in France? Before just xAI would have been liable, but now isn’t SpaceX is also liable for generative AI CP?
Works for me. Take them all down.
No one has said this is how Elysium starts?
This is how Elysium starts.
Elysium actually had some semblance of working technology, though.
Something something torment nexus something something.
I guess this is insurance for when the bubble pops. It helps justify the “too big to fail”
But that was the one place that hadn’t been corrupted by capitalism!
This seems like a good way to turn a golden goose into a turducken. Elon really needed some of Aesop’s fables in his upbringing.
Data centers in space sounds like one hell of an expensive investment for something that has not once shown any profitability yet, and are in fact most likely about to burst its bubble in the near future.
No need for water or maintaining a clean room kinda useful.
No need for water
?
Kinda difficult to get water up there, it has to be conduction/radiation.
That doesn’t answer the question of why you think servers having no access to water up there is a benefit.
It’s an obstacle, not a solution to an obstacle.
Because we common folk need fresh water down here. They can innovate their own vapor chamber, the ISS is being cooled without water already.
You’re doing mental gymnastics to make orbital server farms seem less stupid than they are. Why?
You do realise it’s already being planned for execution right?











