• Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      2 months ago

      Bad for the kids…

      “I laughed it off as nonsense,” he said. “But she didn’t. She told me to leave, informed our kids about the divorce, and the next thing I knew, I was getting a call from her lawyer.”

        • intensely_human@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          2 months ago

          Easy for a man to get custody of the kids? What world do you live in?

          My friend’s ex repeatedly crashed her car while drunk with their daughter in the car and he had to fight a pretty much non-stop court battle for over a decade to maintain his 50%.

          • Stamau123@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            2 months ago

            that why I said you never know

            basically the same for me and my sisters with our parents. Dad in the army and mom is robbing walmarts to pay for crack. Hmm, mom gets summer custody it is!

    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      22
      ·
      2 months ago

      Theyre not in the clear yet. This type of crazy doesn’t exit your life just the once.

      Heck, you’re lucky if you catch them entering back in before they’ve made another exit.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    2 months ago

    My ex-wife used tarot cards to justify cheating on me, and then leaving me.

    I didn’t even know she had tarot cards.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    29
    ·
    2 months ago

    I admire the creativity of idiots. They come up with fresh stupid ideas each and every day.

  • 74 183.84@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    35
    arrow-down
    7
    ·
    2 months ago

    I mean at this point, shame on him for marrying someone like that to begin with

  • redlemace@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    2 months ago

    Given the average answers I get from AI, i dare to bet he won’t even begin an affair if naked woman start throwing themselves at him.

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    22
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 months ago

    These people are on the fast lane for removing themselves from the gene pool in never before imagined ways.

  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    edit-2
    2 months ago

    Sure, it can’t count how many Rs are in strawberry, but it definitely for sure can predict future affairs in bean stew ingredients. /s

    • gamer@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      can predict future affairs in bean stew ingredients.

      Ain’t nothing more refreshing than adding some coffee grounds to your bean stew

  • cm0002@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 months ago

    AI tasseography – a form of divination that interprets shapes left by tea leaves (or sometimes coffee grounds or wine sediment) after a cup is drunk.

    So. Instead of just, idk, feeding ChatGPT all known details of the SO and maybe a dump of their messages or whatever and actually have a chance of it giving you a proper answer…they… just gave it a pic of a drunk coffee cup‽ Wtf is wrong with people

    • CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      27
      ·
      2 months ago

      Even then ChatGPT would just give you an answer based on the wording of how you asked the question to try and agree with you.

  • rational_lib@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    2 months ago

    It seems that the woman has a penchant for believing mystical guidance. “A few years ago, she visited an astrologer and it took a whole year for her to accept that none of it was real,” the husband said.

    That should’ve been the first clue. I can date someone who engages in fantasy for a bit, but if they never come back to reality then just put the relationship down humanely.