Trophy’s are for losers who don’t understand the game.
This guy has one hell of a trophy obsession.
They’re all participation trophies, as he can’t win anything of real value.
FIFA peace price of “at least you tried”. Renewable energy price of “didn’t understand the task, but cried when he didn’t get a medal”.
He’s such a weird snowflake
Apparently the participation trophies are fine when they’re the ones getting them.
He’s the one kid at your birthday party who’s upset they’re not getting attention too.
And then starts to destroy your stuff because he never learned to cope with frustration.
So ‘Undisputed Champion of Utter Fraud’ then.
The child rapist has had about 7 decades of practicing fraud to win that award.
That would be one of the few awards he actually deserves.
I wonder what the bribees gets in exchange for this made up trophy that means nothing.
Read the news. Extended life for coal power plants, upgrades, department of war signing contracts for buying coal energy etc.
Department of ’war’ has stepped up its war on the planet
He sure does like his minors
Eyooooo!
It should be “of beautiful black coal”
Makes for a better acronym
BCC - Brainless Cucked Cunt
At this point I’m convinced they’re inventing shiny stuff to keep the drooling senior happy until it’s time to replace him.
Agree! It basically says so in the first sentence of the article!
President Donald Trump has added another shiny award to his cabinet of trophies that have just been invented
Someone should offer to present him with “America’s most talented child molester” award. At this point he’ll probably be dumb enough to accept it, and brag about it
This was such a comical read! It’s like reading a joke made into a serious article:
President Donald Trump has added another shiny award to his cabinet of trophies that have just been invented
"I’m thrilled to welcome to the White House the men and women who light our cities, and you know, you do things that people don’t even understand, so much, you do so much. You heat our homes, fuel our factories and turn natural resources into American riches and dreams. Our amazing coal miners.”
“I ended the war on coal,”
It is not the first time Trump has been the “inaugural recipient” of an award presented by those looking to curry his favor.
a bronze statue of a coal miner on the top and was engraved with “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal.”
Infantino also handed Trump “a beautiful medal for you that you can wear everywhere you want to go,”
He should get a medal saying “cleverest and bestest person of the entire universe”. Hold that thought. Wondering what the stupidest thing is, which people could bring him pride in accepting
He’ll also soon get an award from the foundation that promotes measles and meningitis.
Nurgle foundation
At this rate, he’s a shoe-in for the Never Poopies in His Pants During Meetings Award of 5-Star Excellence.
What a fucking child.
I could pay for naming a star in the past. I wonder if that grift still exists. Imagine what an oil company could get away with if they gave him a certificate showing that a star is named after him.
He can put it on the mantle next to Melania’s FIFA Oscar for Best performance by a whore in a documentary.
