The Federation of Tampere Evangelical Lutheran Parishes wants to pump excess heat from its Valtiala furnace into the local central heating system to heat homes in the town as well as in nearby Kangasala.
If the parish union and Kangasalan Lämpö reach an agreement, the crematorium’s excess heat could be warming homes in the area by next winter.
I mean honestly why not?
Ghosts?
Turn the crematorium up hot enough to burn the ghosts
Exactly, it might sound bizarre at first but at the end of the day cremation is a massiv waste. They’re actually testing boiling corpses instead of burning them to save energy so all things considered this solution might be the less strange one.
Feeling grandma’s warmth one last time
if they already have a local central heating system (extremely cool, never heard of that before), then why the heck not?
Guys, the fuel is gas.
The bodies aren’t used for fuel like sticks or coal.
The gas is ignited, which burns the bodies.
What if they are running out of supplies?
Mine the graveyards for more.
There’s no reason to believe we will ever run out of long dead bodies buried underground that we can burn for fuel.Ah just like how Egyptians used mummies for kindling. All that’s missing is some snake oil salesman peddling tinctures made of these corpses as a cure to measles or something.
Not so loud! RFK Jr will hear you!
Manufacture more feedstock…
