- cross-posted to:
- politics@lemmy.world
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- politics@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/60686844
Oh just choke on your next Big Mac Donnie diaper. Stop polluting the same air I have to breathe.
So what was the classified part? That there are not aliens in Area 51?
Pretty sure I can confidently say that Bigfoot isn’t imprisoned in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier either. Shit, is that classified?
You’re on a list now buddy
Based on the username, he might be a Bigfoot himself
Says the dude keeping a case of it in the bathroom of his house.
Na that was his private tape collection from the island that the government wanted back to “process”.
Yeah wtf? Get that shit on tap.
Obama living forever rent-free in his head.
Obama derangement syndrome
Did Trump just disclose classified information by admitting it’s classified?
Top Secret means KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
Is this the Onion?
Distraction
Does anyone else have a horrible time with USA today on Firefox-fork browsers on Android?
Plot Twist: Obama is actually an alien. That’s why Trump was so obsessed about the Long Form Birth Certificate, it’s actually from planet Choom…
Obama declassified it by thinking about it before he left office. Checkmate Donnie Dipshit
Who the fuck is Donald Trump?
I thought that guy pictured is [REDACTED].
Mr. REDACTED is getting quite popular these days. I wonder who he is.
Yooooo, based on recent happenings I for sure thought this was about “illegal aliens”. Pleasantly surprised lol.
So does this mean that the open secret that aliens (from space) exist and have probably been to earth is no longer solely the domain of what was once charitably called the tinfoil hat society? Or does everyone still laugh at them? Asking for a friend…
Dude, the way fucking reality has been the last few years, Aliens being real isn’t even on the radar
Plot twist tho: Epstein is an alien, he’s still alive, and he’s pulling the strings of all our puppet leaders. It’s back on the radar.









