Gee it sure is good we have well funded competent national cybersecurity folks and didn’t lay a bunch of them off
It tells you, “DHS’s Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) offers cybersecurity best practices for securing US networks.”
CISA workforce cut by nearly one-third so far
The agency has lost roughly 1,000 staffers in the wake of the Trump administration’s workforce cuts.
Source: https://www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-departures-trump-workforce-purge/749796/
“Flawless Opsec 👊🇺🇸🔥”
“All we have is their shoe size, sexual preference, race, age, gender, location, porn habits, political affiliations, and credit card numbers. They might as well be in the wind, nothing we could have done.”
Look, a real life retcon!
Hm, let’s not forget this gem:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus_(spyware)
The government also wants you to believe that Hamas is running AI bot farms with fiber ethernet under all that ruble. But what they don’t warn you about:
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/pro-israel-social-media-bot-falters-shares-pro-palestine-content
https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/the-rise-of-digital-diplomacy-could-be-changing-israels-media-image/
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2025/01/20/netanyahus-media-poison-machine
Both hacktivists and Iranian government-affiliated actors
This false dichotomy is pure propaganda. There is probably no higher form of hacktivism than defending a population from an imperial genocide.
Lots of social engineering incoming, no doubt.
Are you saying those hot women who want my credit card AREN’T nearby?
