Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?
He got back $200M of his $288M election donation.
Grok goes full nazi and Pentagon thinks “ooh we should hire it!”
Certainly wouldn’t be the first time.
MechaHitler will be right at home
“I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself”
See?! I knew Elon and his main minion Trump were playfighting.
Sure. Why not put mechahitler in charge? May as fucking well.
No, no - It’s because it’s mechahitler that this contract is now in place.
- Grok, summarize our civilization’s positive achievements in the last century.
- Heil Hitler!
- Test passed.
And all the pentagons info is compromised…
To be fair it probably has been for a while
that would be hilarious
Not really, too many lives at stake.
Ok, Elon will lay off the Epstein jokes for a little while.
Dude you can just fucking download open LLM models suited for particular tasks and get a semi competent team of programmers/IT/engineers to do whatever Grok does much better for a minute fraction of that cost. Talk about the department of government inefficiency.
Dept of Grift Engineering
It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics
I’ve seen this movie.
“The only way to keep things from crashing is to plug
SkynetGrok in.”I thought about this movie
Elon thinks he’s Tony Stark when he’s clearly Justin Hammer.
Ha, he wishes he could be at least as cool as Justin Hammer.
Instead of this:
We got that
and that
and the most embarrassing one
I think it’s hilarious that you think that a multimillion dollar over engineered autocorrect is gonna somehow become sentient and destroy the world. It can’t even do math correctly. 😂
You don’t have to be intelligent to ruin things. Look at Trump.
At least a thinking machine would have a reason for doing what it might do, instead of bumbling along and overshooting any safeguards left. Which given Musk’s attitude, Grok would be the first and last safeguard for everything. So yeah, this is worse than Terminator.
Wait til you learn about MCP and how much better it has gotten in the last 3 months
Honestly thought this was a snarky Tron reference at first. Then I realized this is Lemmy and not reddit and so looked it up. Very interesting, but not sure how that helps it do math better.
In theory at least, if you have a math problem, and a protocol for how to ask a real calculator to compute it, the model can ask a real calculator to compute the value of an expression.
I don’t know if anyone has done it, but it is feasible. Could also be extended to more robust solving tools. Think matlab and the like.
GrokMechahitler.
Living outside the US I’m not sure if I should be glad or terrified by the Pentagon’s incompetence in these worrying times. Maybe I’m… I don’t know, 20% glad and 80% terrified? Sounds about right.
Why would you be glad?
Incompetent Pentagon means they‘ll hopefully cause less destruction in the world but I‘m not sure that they will when working under mecha Hitler word salad.
oh no are you telling me that the breakup between fascist A and fascist B was just play theater?! who could have ever seen that coming omg… what a surprise this world is
I thought they broke up
THEY WERE ON A BREAK