Hear me out… Animals on everything except the 100 note. That goes to Attenborough as a surprise on his hundredth birthday later in the year.

They should do this, and after putting various animals on various denominations, have one with Nigel Farage’s face on it. Just leave it as-is, no caption or anything.

Amphibians need love, too.

And then you can count down as they go extinct.

That’s sweet. Money without people on it is the best, it shows what your country values when you don’t have to pick influential figures.

As long as the animals and plants consent to having their images used in this way, it’s probably fine. But please I hope they don’t honor those asshole squirrels that are always raiding my bird feeders.

Critics, though, have described the decision as “bonkers” or “not their finest hour”, lamenting the removal of iconic figures like Churchill in favour of creatures such as otters or badgers.

That’s a really silly take, but predictable, designs have always rotated every 10-15 years or so. The Churchill note has only been around since 2016 for instance so is coming up due to be replaced. Just that this time it’ll be nature instead of another historic figure, if it turns out they’re better to prevent counterfeiting then that’s the obvious choice since that’s the reason they’re rotated. No doubt the usual not-too-bright suspects won’t understand any of that and call it “woke” I’m sure.

Churchhill… A big advocate of chemical weapons, which he used on the Russian Bolsheviks… But when it damaged his popularity he dumped a bunch of them into the ocean! They’re still there… Just waiting to poison a bunch of stuff I guess.

Bruv owes me 20 squid

I have a definitive and undisputed solution

Oh no not my favorite pedos and war criminals !

Naturally…

Now do chuck!

On Scottish notes there are animals, and the fish scales and otter fur light up so cool under UV. The Bank of England notes just have the 5/10/20 number hidden in UV.

I hope they make cool designs.