What do warmongers and strongmen chat about? Living forever, of course.
Organ transplants can’t stop these
Just gotta convince 'em it 's the 1st step in a head transplant.
This.
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Joseph Guillotin and the Electric Shotguns would be an amazing band name
Start with the brain
I hope he gets a brain transplant soon. He really needs one.
What a zinger!
“zinger” in Dutch means singer. That would be funny. If Putin would get a singer brain and he quits his dictatorship and wars and just goes to sing at parties instead.
May the pursuit of immortality go as well for him as it did for Qin Shi Huang.
how did it go for that guy?
His tomb is so toxic archeologists can’t risk opening it. Turns out mercury is really cool but not the secret to immortality.
I fully support Putin’s desire to live forever. Let’s encourage him and all other billionaires to start with a young brain transplant.
If it does happen, it’s only going to be for the absolute worst people in the world…fortunately, they still won’t be immune to guillotines.
Continuously?
“Liver is in, Bob, go fetch the next one. I’ll take this one out.”
Their lifetime depends on the usage I guess.
Biological or effective immortality would be the worst fucking technology for humans to discover right now.
if I can still jerk off I’m down
Genital subscription is premium and coming is premium+ 😞 I’m sorry
I swear, this time we really have found the fountain of youth!
It won’t help Putin. Organs don’t help when you are falling out of a window
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No.
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When it does the tech will be controlled by, horded by, and available only to the ultra-wealthy, which should come as a surprise to no one.
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I would like both of them to get brain transplants and see if they survive
In Rome, during a triumph, the celebrated general would have a slave required to remind him that he would one day die.
These globe striding tyrants need this now, but one guy reminding them during their parties simply isn’t enough. Every moment of their lives should feature that reminder. Like tinnitus but “Memento Mori” (or its equivalent in their native tongue).
They just need a bullet to the face. Simple.
Let us agree now: If 50% of your organs were transplanted within the past 18 years that is not a loophole that exempts you from anti pedophelia laws.
sadly they won’t get a brain transplant.
How long before I can sell my organ futures?
Margin call!
Dibs on the liver
