- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world

Once this baby hits 88mph you’re going to see some serious shit.
That’s an untoppable comment. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CFmdBBnQd/
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/
Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I feel for the things on will be on thr Internet forever lie.
An untoppable comment?
You’ve legally smoked on an airplane haven’t you?
Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn’t even born yet.
That quote waited 41 years for this post.
Use a Pringles can like a normal person. Fun fact*: That’s why is called “going to the can” nowadays.
*May be nonfactual.
They new can designs don’t allow you to fit your whole hand in there so you can never scrap it all out when you’re done.
That’s why you chuck it out the window and get a new one.
That’s disgusting, polluting eww.

Good for being on a stake out
There goes my excuse for speeding
Always has been?
Reminds me of that one old SNL skit “undercover office potty.”
Oh yeah? Well, I’ve pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound
About time. This is needed after a curry weekend on the 100mile trip home
wasn’t there an episode in which Karl Pilkington was going on and on about how practical it would be to have a toilet seat under the driver and Ricky Gervais was grilling him for it
edit, yes ☞ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2aKk0OLuc : Karl Pilkignton and The Shit Car
podcasts (radio shows?) were much funnier without the animationCame here for this. Yes that visionary, KP, came up with this 20 years ago.
This is the innovation that deserves VC funding
It doesn’t use any AI. Not sure the VCs will be interested.
Think of the enshittification-adjacent opportunities though!
Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!
the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?











