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My favourite part of my day is sipping my morning cup, sitting in the back yard and listening to the birds.

COFEE
Science concludes cocaine does make me more social.
Oh well that explains a lot. I never had coffee
It really does. You know what doesn’t make me happy Tariffs
Yeah, but coffee though!
Not me cause I chug the whole thing piping hot. Really burns up my mouth but what can you do?
Wait for it to cool down so you can taste it when you chug the whole thing luke warm.
It also keeps me out of jail.
I’m far less likely to slap the shit out of someone once I’m caffeinated.
You do you, but FUCK that website
I’d rather not fuck an entire website, but if I have to…
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