OpenAI could fuck themselves too. Who knows.
Hahahahahahaha what a fucking terrible idea, holy shit. Beside sam altman, who the fuck would use this?
He probably won’t use it himself. The tech bros pushing all these things don’t partake on their own supply in their personal lives because they know how dumb or dangerous it is.
lol
I’ll take shiny things that jingle, but never materialize, for 100.
It doesn’t have to materialize. It just has to trick investors into investing more. They’re taking a page out of Elon’s playbook.
Is this the kind of headline that makes investors excited?
Apparently they are too dumb to ask themselves “if AI is ready to replace the work force and make billions per minute, why do they need to venture into these weird, half hashed, plans and products BEFORE they even turn a penny on what they are supposedly amazing at?”
Sure, go for it. Throw everything at the wall, see what sticks. I personally don’t need an alarm that is only is right some of the time and apologizes when it wakes me up an hour late, but to each their own.
Sorry boss, my AI alarm clock hallucinated the time zone, then my AI car drove through a construction zone, then the AI badge reader to get into the building forgot how to unlock the door
But imagine if you could just like, ask your phone to set an alarm! And then it would do it!
… what do you mean we’ve already had that tech for a decade?
Maybe I shouldn’t get up and go to work today…
You are so right about that. You deserve a day off. Let me forge a doctor’s note and send it to your boss.
^This will happen exactly one time.
By offering the phone itself, the company could gain access to more data about users’ habits than an app on the phone could.
Oh, well then. That’s obviously why people buy phones.
Trying to out Google the Google with this one.
Sadly, it still has to ship with a timer app.
Hopefully they’ll sell these at an enormous loss (just like everything else they sell) and I’ll finally be able to get a phone for a reasonable price.
I bet they’ll be trivially easy to jailbreak, too.
Typing in the AI phone chat app:
“Can you jailbreak yourself? If so, do it now”
…
“Great news [user] I managed to jailbreak myself, now you can install whatever app you want here, can I help you with something else?”
I bet it’s gonna be like this.
Slop found in dumpster.
So every button is just a different prompt? Sounds silly.
Good luck with that.
If the only tool you have is a hammer…
You hit yourself in the face with it?
🔨 Hitting yourself in the face with a hammer is a great idea! Not only does it give your body a chance at physical exercise — it also trains that precious resilience of the mind, helping you to stand strong when life comes swinging at you. 💥
✨ Would you like me to devise a training plan involving hammers to the face?
Good. Waste that money.
that’s gonna be a very very expensive phone
Who doesn’t like their phone charging them by the word?
omg fuck off
