600,000 people sent in $100 deposits for this thing—!😧 (Dumbass is laughing all the way to the bank. )
They never learn, do they? The grift that just keeps on giving.
this is important to understand: they weren’t buying the phone. they were owning the libs. For every magat who’s furious, there’s four to six hogs who’ll feel good because all they care is that you don’t want that money go to him.
Honestly, at this point I think MAGA are just fin-subs and like it that way. Keep sending Daddy Don your social security checks you little fin-cucks.
I would grant them a modicum of grace if they hadn’t had 40 fucking years to see what he was about. But they had it. And they chose this.
Did you see the poll where 40% of maga said Trump could beat them up in a fight. These people have a humiliation fetish.
But The Apprentice!
(Apparently all the real business guys were too busy, that’s how the producers picked Trump.)
He was the perfect pick for a show like the apprentice. Tacky showy idea of an 80s businessman. It was clear on thw show that he wasnt really involved with his own business nkr the show tasks or planning.
Sitting in meetings or analysing data on a screen doesnt make good tv. Neither did trump, but the producers did.
Had to look up what a finsub was. The more you know.
Thought it was related to Finnster… If you know, you know.
Believe it or not the thing on a submarine that is where a fin would be on a marine animal is also called a conning tower

😳😬
It’s a submarine sandwich from Finland, right?
Many deposits were from people who just wanted to see if it was a scam 🤣
Shit, I could’ve answered that particular question for free had anyone asked.
Is that an admission? Having a hard time reading that any other way…
Well, tbh the article itself lists three outlets that did exactly that (NBC News, 404 Media and Android Authority), so that’s how I would read it before jumping to conclusions.
If these cocksuckers vote to keep the house red and give Trump ZERO checks and balances, these fuckers deserve worse.
How many times do they need to be grifted for them to learn?
At least once more. As always.
Based on the comments on that article, n+1

I always wonder what they think the GOP has given them. Like the dems blow but at least they got stuff like gay marriage and the ACA through. Is there literally one thing the GOP has done since the last shitty actor we elected that wasn’t just funneling money to the rich?
You know the answer to that, and you also know that the answer does not matter. MAGA isn’t a political movement that gains or loses people’s support depending on the outcomes of its actions. It’s a cult, built around absolute faith in the leader and its ideology, and as such, it’s insulated from reality. Cults have a long history of explaining away the suffering they cause to their own members:
- The other side is pure evil, so whatever this is, the other side is worse.
- You deserve it. You’ve been a terrible person, and your suffering is your repentance.
- It’s a test of your faith. Doubts are a sign of you being weak.
- You need to hold out just a little longer. Paradise is just around the corner. (Of course, dates and goal posts constantly shift into the future…)
Just think about the suffering any past cult has managed to have people endure or inflict on others (often their own kids). Then you know no matter how much MAGAs will suffer from their own political choices, it’s not going to change their minds en masse.
MAGA isn’t a political movement that gains or loses people’s support depending on the outcomes of its actions.
I don’t think it’s limited to MAGA. I don’t think any GOP voter in the last 50 years has ever gotten anything from their party, and they still probably never changed their minds.
It’s always a scam. It’s always a grift. Always.
When your president they just let you do it.
Surely the pussy grabbing president would never grab me by the pussy, again.
I don’t want to be this person, but it really matters in this sentence. You want to use: “you’re” instead of “your”
Curse these fat fingers and autoerect.
I’ll never understand people who use it. It’s the first thing I turn off on any device I own. I keep the suggestion bar on but the device gets jo right to change what I input.
An experienced seamstress can remove the stock zipper of your pants and sew in a larger version to make things easier.
Were these people stupid enough to purchase the phone with cash or a check and not a credit card? I’m sure VISA, M/C, and AMEX will refund the charge and do a chargeback. If they were stupid enough to wait more then two months (most companies have a 60 limit on contested charges), then they deserve to be shafted.
I’m also going to guess that there is some fine print to the effect of “no refunds when we don’t deliver”.
Edit: Yup. “a revised terms of service published on 6 April 2026. The updated document states explicitly that paying a deposit ‘does not constitute a completed purchase and does not create a binding legal contract.’ The payment is described as ‘a conditional opportunity to buy the device if Trump Mobile eventually chooses to sell it,’ with the company retaining all control over whether a phone is produced at all.”
Spotted the guy that didn’t read the article.
Most of maga aren’t the credit card type.
They waited until after the chargeback period was over and THEN changed the terms and announced the scam.
I guarantee most of the morons are outside the timeframe to get a refund/cancellation
It’s been way more than 2 months since they started taking reservations. So yeah the majority are probably screwed.
I’ve done a chargeback on my Visa past a year (eBay seller took an item back under warranty then refused to respond, refund, or replace).
This just warms my heart. 😃👍 Ahhh…if only he stole even more of their money. And then they’d end up on the street, he’d be finally impeached, and then imprisoned, and those idiots might get back 5% of the money they lost, so they’d still be screwed.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
Deep breath, no seriously
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The Fyre Festival Fone.
Normally I feel sorry for people who get scammed but in this case shitty people getting scammed by the scammer they inflicted on the rest of us don’t get my sympathy.
plus they got scammed more than once, not once, not twice, not even thrice, its more than that, at this point its on the scamee.
I only feel sorry about the money that is now gathered up into the hands of an empowered monster instead of safely dispersed amongst brainless lickspittles.
yeah, I don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand, fuckin magas got conned by a conman. On the other hand, the bloated turd got a bunch of money for… literally nothing.
He has infinite money anyway. I am just happy MAGAts are finding out.
Doubt they will learn anything, sadly.
They got scammed the first time around too. Remember “Finish The Wall”? Trump didn’t build an inch of wall with that money, it just vanished into thin air and appeared as a few extra digits in his bank accoount.
The same people who forked over money for that and then admitted regretting it afterwards were the same ones gleefully preordering this phone. They’ll be mad about it for a bit and then they’ll fall for it again in due time. Easy marks.
We are legit dealing with some undiagnosed dementia patients, only way to explain this.
they made a golden statue of him, doubtful, apparently the recent statue is paid by the cryptobros.




that last one is <chef’s kiss>
I mean who could have seen that coming. I am playing the worlds smallest violin for all the people affected.















