The language isn’t the problem with COBOL, it’s the likelihood that you will be maintaining (not adding to, but maintaining) a software system that may not have any docs and the original implementers are dead. Next, there will be nobody to verify the business rules that are specified in the code. Finally after you make a mistake about a business rule, you will be thrown under the bus.

My question is why is this person not already there. Some talent scout is sweating right now

What’s a zipper merge?

Screams in Midwestern

This is the way

We spared no expense!

Never stopped being great!