minus-squareGenesis Climber MOSBURGER@lemmy.catoWorld News@lemmy.world•IDF kills disabled Gazan in 'targeted' strike, says he was identified as 'terrorist'linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·6 months ago“They say we can’t shoot certain animals anymore, unless they’re posing an immediate threat. Therefore, before we shoot somethin’, we have to say ‘It’s coming right for us.’” ~ Uncle Jimbo, South Park linkfedilink
minus-squareGenesis Climber MOSBURGER@lemmy.catoWorld News@lemmy.world•Elon Musk makes stunning claim after Tesla profits plummet: 'If the ship of America goes down, Tesla will go with it'linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 months agoMore like: “If the shit of America goes down (the toilet), Tesla will go with it.” linkfedilink
minus-squareGenesis Climber MOSBURGER@lemmy.catoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•AI Priest Fired by Catholic Group After Pitching Gatorade Baptisms - DecryptlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoOoof 😵 linkfedilink
minus-squareGenesis Climber MOSBURGER@lemmy.catoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•AI Priest Fired by Catholic Group After Pitching Gatorade Baptisms - DecryptlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·8 months ago“It’s got electrolytes. It’s got what plants and Catholics need!” linkfedilink
“They say we can’t shoot certain animals anymore, unless they’re posing an immediate threat. Therefore, before we shoot somethin’, we have to say ‘It’s coming right for us.’” ~ Uncle Jimbo, South Park