dammit

white house discovers cannabis

He was a willing participant in trump’s administration and did one good thing

When not if. It’s going to organize another 9/11

thank you i was spaghetti walling and none of my backronyms were fitting

As the power driver bottom in a clown pegging chain orgy at a pagan easter festival in marin county, yes. I was one of the clowns.

So, my dad was an attorney. Took a case against a PD halfway across the bay, the local PD started pulling the whole firm and our whole family over for nothing every day until we signed up for lessons at the karate dojo run by the police chief (paid bribes). We stopped getting pulled over. I got into the best shape of my life. The chief and half the force who were doing karate to climb the ranks faster sat around drinking bud lite every night after practice and dear gods i hate the smell of it.

The one plus of it is dad got us to learn how to handle ourselves around the police i guess.

the one device i want to have a pressure regulator on it is the bidet. we used to have one that, uh, well you could really do your spring cleaning if you weren’t paying attention.

Who hasn’t left 158 barrels of human waste behind somewhere once or twice. 159, now that’d be ridiculous

sorry i’m really high, sometimes my brain skips a few steps. the oil. leave it there.

one of my favorite kaiju movies has a very explicit moral at the end, when the japanese guy dumps the blonde left leg of the love triangle (the only white woman and only non-japanese person in the entire film) at the end and says THINGS SHOULD STAY WHERE THEY ARE. it’s horrible and i love it. but you know, maybe it had a point.

if they’re redefining terms that way

It starred Scarlett Johansson and Ewan McGregor. We could watch them watch paint dry for two hours and it would still be pleasant on the eyes.

i seem to recall a scarlett johansson/ewan mcgregor movie about this

and i want to see lots of mincing!

why show up?

all of recorded history

Europe hates migrants. Get real.

Luigi wouldn’t lose any votes if he gunned someone down on avenue of the americas