He shot himself in the foot so many times he now has a permanent hole where bullets go through, so that way he’s not shooting himself in the foot anymore. 10D chess my friend.

It’d be funny if all the countries in the world started a unified concerted effort of tariffs against the US. Sure I live here, and I’d suffer, but it’d still be funny.

“I plan to shoot myself on the dick EVEN HARDER this time”

Plausible deniability went out the window for me after I learned the album is called Cruisin’

A man who supported the Nazi party because he just wanted better highways is still considered a fascist

There could be some plausible deniability but contextually it doesn’t pass the sniff test

Where is he learning his songs from?

I mean, Liberace sued for libel and won after a news outlet accused of him of being gay:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberace_v_Daily_Mirror

The more I read the funnier it gets

As for the idea that “Y.M.C.A. is “somehow a gay anthem,” Willis said that “is a false assumption based on the fact that my writing partner was gay, and some (not all) of Village People were gay, and that the first Village People album was totally about gay

“This assumption is also based on the fact that the YMCA was apparently being used as some sort of gay hangout and since one of the writers was gay and some of the Village People are gay, the song must be a message to gay people. To that I say once again, get your minds out of the gutter. It is not.

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I therefore wrote ‘Y.M.C.A.’ about the things I knew about the Y in the urban areas of San Francisco such as swimming, basketball, track, and cheap food and cheap rooms. And when I say, “hang out with all the boys” that is simply 1970s black slang for black guys hanging-out together for sports, gambling or whatever. There’s nothing gay about that.