Oh they’re definitely smaller. Smaller and taste way worse… That should improve profits! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Cadbury ruined their best product, the Creme Egg, some time ago. It’s nothing like it used to be. A shame too, because they could raise the price and I still would have bought them, but as it is, I don’t remember the last time I had one.

“It’s top secret. Let me tell you everything I remember from when somebody told me about it.”

Wasn’t this a '50s monster movie?

[Deep Narrator’s Voice} In a world… where nuclear cannibal ants have escaped…