And unironically named after a James Bond villain.

Now do that with Exxon Mobil, Chevron and ConocoPhillips

Let’s start with stopping Billionaires. Once someone gets to $999,999,999 they are awarded a plaque that states something along the lines of “Yay, you won Capitalism (or, frankly, corporatism)” and force them to divest themselves from all companies and stocks etc and live on their ranch in Aspen and live off the almost Billion. Any income that ends up topping their financial worth over a Billion is taxed at 100%

I’ll believe a corporation is a “person” when Texas (or Alabama, Florida, South Carolina etc) executes one of them

Another reason to only buy unlocked, non-carrier subsidized phones with AOSP installed if possible

without reading the article I will guess… HOA regulations. How’d I do?

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