Fertilizing a tree is a weird choice

Rapid Dragon, the king of “bombing dudes in caves” era tactics. There’s a reason that real bombers aren’t just cargo aircraft.

Jaffa kree

Congratulations China, you managed to do it without hitting your own ship this time

Imagine running out of scent, so you have to open up your pc and there’s just oil everywhere

Also known for being the largest popup ads in the world

Fear mongering about Russian wonder waffles? So far they do more damage to Russia than anyone else

Yes, that’s why personal computers need to be made of flying skulls. Toss in some candles and hail the machine god!

False flag operation? I’m sure Alex Jones will be all over this story, he loves those

And the US will contribute… uh…

Brine and fresh water. Costs energy to separate, makes energy letting them recombine.

A QA tester walks into a bar Taco Bell…

Or that you haven’t seen any pictures of the place lately

Romanes eunt domus

3 pythons? I hope Cleese was one of them, he’s great

Like taking deep breaths and getting real high

Provide reasonable guarantees regarding the confidentiality, integrity, and authenticity of messages?

What about Hans Adolf Krebs, who has been torturing biomed students for decades?

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

Murica: also this was never about power, lasers have no chance of ever breaking even, it’s just a sneaky way to research nuclear weapons