Sorry, my dumb. Trying to quit drinking and after 3 or 4 days of being dry, I get bad insomnia.

This seems like it was written by AI.

Only 12? amateur numbers. You need more fiber in your diet.

Jesus fucking Christ. I read 3/4 of this before I realized it was an actual quote instead of an Onion-style mock-up. FFS we are in the most ridiculous timeline.

My Amazon Fire that I’ve had for ten years finally bricked itself. I’m positive they did it on purpose. I only paid $100 for it, so I guess I still got my money’s worth out of it.