All Kids Left Behind

And uhhh which solar system would that be, exactly?

Which alot is that? https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

“Powerful” isn’t quite the word I’d use.

It’s only illegal if you’re caught

Bullshit. He can’t learn.

Besides, this has always just been a pump-and-dump scheme.

It H2O so hydroponic produce grow anywhere

“Despite?” Should be “in light of”

Maybe you should shut the fuck up, then.

Do it. All my little quotes are free.

Ain’t no hate like conservative “love.”

Nope. Depression.

Satire is dead these days

Well, at least I’ve got that, I guess

How much do I have to make before my tax bill goes down?

This reminds me of the rapist Brock Turner, aka Allen Turner, the rapist.

It honestly is funny, but it’s just even more pathetic how the CHUDs couldn’t handle it.

It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

Clearly, Hamas ran in and tied their hands after they were executed defended against by the brave, brave executioners troops

No, they’ll say it’s Hamas’s fault somehow.

Very, quite