I’m sure he’ll do whatever they tell him to do.

Was anyone actually expecting progress?

I guess they’ll have to use some of their other spyware

What about a stress ball, a 9-iron, and a jar of mayo?

Sounds like Vlady is really taking the peace talks seriously. I’m sure he just need 160k peace keepers to help rebuild. He’s a super reasonable guy.

Someone had some beef with Tennessee

He has to assert his dominance. At home there’s a competition between him and his son. Their kitchen looks like there’s been a mudslide but smells like a pig farm. Most of his salary goes to Mom’s therapist.

I’m thinking they’d want to control misuse of the platform. Someone links malware and it is shared enough, they may want to be able to intercept that. At least, that’s what I’d want to be able to do.

I kind of see it more as a sign of utter desperation on the human’s part. They lack connection with others at such a high degree that anything similar can serve as a replacement. Kind of reminiscent of Harlow’s experiment with baby monkeys. The videos are interesting from that study but make me feel pretty bad about what we do to nature. Anywho, there you have it.

That’s hilarious. 100% of the contacted population told them to fuck off. This is the definition of persona nongrata.

Perhaps because Hollywood’s attempt at formulaic content to generate maximum revenue loses it’s charm after you’ve watched the same story over and over? Hmmm … Nah, let’s keep doing it.

Oh, I see. Another “rules for thee” type thing.

That didn’t take long

Well of course

It’s the “I have black friends” defense but with servants. What’s next? “The people he had locked up were his best chums so he’s still not racist?”

For someone who purports to be a fantastic negotiator and deal maker, this guy is sure a Kevorkian of deal making lately.