If human scores were included, they would be at 100%, at the cost of approximately $250

Wait, why did it cost real humans $250 to pass the test?

That’s easy to solve. We just give them an allergy service dog that warns about potential allergens and chases them away if needed.

Hold up so I could have as much asbestos as I wanted if it weren’t for my stupid immune system?

Incredible, the future is now

Sounds like Tailwind is facing some headwinds.

I’ll see myself out.