Dev: “Boss, we need additional storage on the database cluster to handle the latest clients we signed up.”

Boss: “First see if AI can do it.”

Grok has said disparaging things about Elon Musk so I’m assuming it’s going to be disappeared to El Salvador soon.

GitHub Copilot about to be clocking some overtime on COBOL conversions.

lkml

I know of someone we can send out to offer a Handshake.

Michael Dukakis is their ace in the hole.

There really is no way to back to where we were. We can only go forward from here. This is a bell that can’t be unrung.