Gotta eat and new grads need their first jobs on their resume. (Assuming Meta is even hiring new grad roles.)

It’s like becoming middle managers without the people managing experience.

I kind of just assume they also collected dna from your poop.

It’s all vibes mannnn.

Sadly I only recognized it as “the thing you put in your docker compose for integration tests”.

Hair loss and ED – so that time and money can be put elsewhere.

Shocking

Just curious – why is the 4GB cache needed?

Do you normally pirate content and have something like Jellyfin setup?

Cue budget cuts.

Greenland. It’s always been about Greenland.

Surprised advertisers aren’t projecting off of clouds already.

Jumping across the bed to hit record when a song came on is a core memory.

Cassettes would like to have a word.

Sign me up - where do I sell local Bluetooth device identifiers to?

Has morale improved?

We taking bets on the next rebrand name?

including from ⁠the United States, the island’s main international backer

Somehow we’ll fuck up that arrangement by back charging tariffs or something equally dumb.

In short - he held the #1 most subscribed YouTuber for a period of time.

iT’s NoT a WaR!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​