These LIARS are being mean about me!

- Joseph Stalin

An honest mistake that anyone could make

Everything up till this has been pretty ambiguous. But this one… This is the one that’ll make people squint and ask “was that really necessary, now?” Some might even wag a finger.

Bill Hicks: I guess that could work too

C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!

The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today