Could this be justified ala CEO pay? CEOs are ostensibly paid such huge sums because of the value they bring to the company. Without the workers, that wouldn’t be possible. And the workers are definitely contributing to the value of the company.

Well, they needed a few days to hose off Trump’s chairs.

Aw, well, it’s all settled, then.

Well, gosh, if a rebrand doesn’t fix things, I don’t know what will!

I stopped worrying about stuff like this ages ago once I realised I’m never getting out of life alive.

Fuck 'em. I’m gonna render their surveillance useless.

I buy Quilton Toilet Paper because it loves my bum, and I’m not ashamed to admit it!

I feel for that poor, struggling startup. And their cute little CEO is just so *earnest! *

“We have the best dismissal rates. I know all about dismissing women. Nobody knows more about dismissing women than me. Women come up to me all the time, tears in their eyes. ‘Mr President, you raped me when I was 13’. I just call them a bitch, and dismiss them. And when you’re famous, you can do it! Believe me. Believe me”.

(It’s so hideous some of that was based on actual events).

“I am 'ere … to clean ze pool!”

5th-graders: “Mr Trump, get out of our classroom!”

doctors from the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control and the Spanish foreign health service assessed the French woman and dismissed her symptoms as anxiety or stress

Somehow, this doesn’t engender confidence in the ability of these entities to provide accurate assessments moving forward into what could potentially be a larger outbreak.

“That guy coughing up a lung look okay to you, Clef?”

“Mmm? Oh … yeah. Just a little strees, I’d imagine. Have you seen the price of petrol lately?”

What an entitled bitch.

What, so they’re just keeping busy burning Zelenskyy effigies while restocking, so they can then continue burning Palestinian children?

“I would only agree that a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as a photograph of oxygen to a drowning man.”

• Dr Manhattan

Aw, gosh, thanks for pointing that out. I hadn’t even considered your point among my disdain for huge amounts of food going to waste that could otherwise have helped people. You can pat yourself on the virtue signal now.

Why not give them away to homeless people? Homeless people are often hungry, and would certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 peaches.

Mass murdering civilians, I expect.

Such is the scepticism over Netanyahu’s trustworthiness among the general public and independent press

Jesus. When you’re trusted even less than Trump … !

‘Extremist Settlers’.

Terrorists, actually. Murderers. Rapists. Paedophiles. Thieves. Cowards. Filth from the lowest sewers of hell.

FTA: “Police said they do not suspect foul play”.

Is that the usual news-speak for avoiding the word ‘suicide’, or corrupt police making things up?

Person: “I’d like to know more about algorithms”.

Goddit: “Your account has been suspended! Spez will be by to piss on your head shortly”.