Wow the invisible chorus in your head must be swooning at your ability to inact justice that no one will ever care about
Anyway, I’m glad I could be the object of your impotent rage, I hope you can put that energy towards something in your personal life that actually matters next time
Because uh…someone saying things on the internet isn’t hypocrisy chief, it’s just an opinion…one that apparently triggered the shit out of you, so maybe think about that?
Or don’t, I don’t care 😘
Eh, they started it.
Wow good one
If I’m being honest, I care more about what the homeless people who wander through my neighborhood think than I care even a tiny bit about what some random angry dude on Lemmy thinks…weird right?
So what does your wife think about that mouth of yours?
Lol I’m just kidding, we both know you don’t have a wife
Dude fuck off that’s what the Internet is.
I’m also doing like 5 other things
Think what you want, I already know I’m living a better life than you are 💖
So how’s your personal life going?
Do you usually spend this much time harassing random assholes on the internet, or was there a particular aspect to my offhanded comments that particularly triggered you?
Honestly, I’m all ears
You lose your job? Your boss mean to you? Not a lot of attention from the ladies?
Like what made you such an angry little man, I wonder…
“a plurality”
😂
Ive got a plurality for you
Also you’re admitting that the teenagers actions are insignificant in your implications.
Like I think you just want to argue man, what are you so mad about?
You wanna talk about it?
Is 17 sentences hard for you to make?
Like kiss my ass lol
You’re wasting your own time, budders
I mean, ideally, yes, people should probably try to live their lives in a way that maximizes the importance of their actions, especially when they’re actions that challenge authority.
But hey, I mean laughing at clowns is funny too, it just isn’t as impressive as, you know, actually opposing real authority figures
Yep, exactly
Hmm?
Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how much more important my time is than yours
Anyway, my point was that scientologists are low hanging fruit, they should be protesting the politicians who are selling their future, that’s all I meant.
I’m glad you feel so passionately about it though. Real “American millennials in 2007” energy
Well, today, I’m actually in the process of packing my shit so I can move into this house that I just bought.
And that’s about all the time I have for you
What? No actually my time is very valuable, I promise.
I can see that I touched a nerve though. You’re welcome.
I’m glad they aren’t wasting their time on low hanging fruit while the global order spirals into chaos or anything…
Why do I feel like “explore private deals” really just means “inventing legal fictions” to permanently insulate themselves from risk?
Ooof good one
Now you’ve done it
Now I’m really embarrassed by my behavior
Wouldn’t it be funny if I was collecting all of these for an anthropological survey about performative outrage in public discourse?
Nah, that would be cringe too.
Not like you, who is never cringe
And always touches grass
And is probably getting their dick sucked this very moment while they flex into a mirror and give themselves the little finger gun gesture like “yeeahh, that’s right I’m the man, baby”
Right?
Or…