Yes, but does he call himself “shit stain” like everyone else does?

Why it’s called “the runs.”

While we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.