I have a feeling he took the kids and made that a teachable moment. See kids, we cut Mr. Raccoon’ pee pee, then at home we clean it up and we’ll have a nice baculum we can put in the living room with the rest.

Probably less absurd than it appears. Many modern videogames require gamers to manage multiple situations in real time under pressure while competing with other gamers. A skil you can transfer to ‘manage airplanes trying to use the runways while giving direction to incoming planes avoiding accidents and deaths’. I can imagine that must be attractive for adrenaline lovers.