Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

Yeah hand it off and accidentally damage it? Or maybe oops, I think the ruzzians blew it up?

Got ruzzians in your backyard? Try the new Kiev 3500 with extra fish hook grenades and auto follow!

Totally

Battery voltage increases in series.

Looking good Mr president!

Mr. President! We’re so very sorry! We took one of the barrels. Here, you can have it back!

Why can’t he just use drones to fight an economic war?

10k is a car repair bill.

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?

Honesty though I would too! If it was called A1! But its not! So I don’t because I’m not a fucking retarded asshole Mormon, that’s right, autocorrect, I wanted to say Mormon, not Morton or Norton or morrone.

We just need a big ol name tag thing… “The golf of Trump” or Trump city USA man!

Like UV light and moths. Just shine the light within an electrified fence and watch them pop.

Gravity creates, that’s what he means! We must require 40 story buildings with all their showers and toilets on the first floor. All kitchen sinks on the second floor. Reservoirs on the 40th floor.

Now, I’m not an economist but it looks like orange pile was just testing how he could fuck around the economic beehive. I’m gonna get my money out after it recovers and a few days before the orange pile tries anything again. Probably I should move my retirement money overseas?

I’m looking around for other strategies.

Do evil.