There aren’t many things you CAN’T do that with.
Almost like it’s their intended purpose.
If I don’t like them it’s probably because it’s scented and makes my allergies go nuts 😟
Set them on fire outside? Safety.
i have irritant-induced asthma and if there’s a lit candle in the room with me I breathe significantly worse and have to cough a lot
They’re a terrible gift. I have a zillion candles they I keep around and can’t quite get around to throwing away
You could burn them… In a big pile…
The soot.
Most of the candle is designed very specifically so that it will not, in fact, catch fire and burn.
And they never go bad so you can just slap a new label on the gift and give it to someone else next Christmas
If you give me a candle as a present, you are not my friend anymore.
If I give you a candle as a present, I was never your friend.


