YICHM@lemmy.world · 3 hours agoUsing 24-hour format and 12-hour format together is worse than using either of those alone. message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down14
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareUsing 24-hour format and 12-hour format together is worse than using either of those alone. YICHM@lemmy.world · 3 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
Rob@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 minutes agoNo matter how crooked a mirror is, it always shows you a straight image.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareNo matter how crooked a mirror is, it always shows you a straight image.plus-squareRob@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 minutes agomessage-square0fedilink
SomeGuyNamedDave@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agoRFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassistedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1444arrow-down139
arrow-up1405arrow-down1message-squareRFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassistedplus-squareSomeGuyNamedDave@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square86fedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 20 hours agoAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”message-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1313arrow-down15
arrow-up1308arrow-down1message-squareAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 20 hours agomessage-square24fedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours agoWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down13
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squarekirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours agomessage-square6fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 days agoA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down110
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square9fedilink
SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down121
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square18fedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.message-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1301arrow-down131
arrow-up1270arrow-down1message-squareDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.NONE@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square31fedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · 20 hours agoMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down12
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · 20 hours agomessage-square1fedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 3 days agoCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsmessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down111
arrow-up185arrow-down1message-squareCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsLanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square13fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agoThere's no such thing as a wrong number any moreplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down16
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareThere's no such thing as a wrong number any moreplus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square12fedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down110
arrow-up1202arrow-down1message-squareThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square9fedilink
philz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementmessage-squaremessage-square156fedilinkarrow-up11.37Karrow-down111
arrow-up11.36Karrow-down1message-squareI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementphilz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square156fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 days agoIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1358arrow-down11
arrow-up1357arrow-down1message-squareIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square28fedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down15
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square18fedilink
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThe worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymoremessage-squaremessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1412arrow-down132
arrow-up1380arrow-down1message-squareThe worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymoreFenrirIII@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square46fedilink
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-23 days agoMaybe a young Margaret Atwood witnessed the unveiling of her time capsule book in 2114 and then travelled back in time to close the paradox loop by arranging the time capsule book in the first place.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down15
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareMaybe a young Margaret Atwood witnessed the unveiling of her time capsule book in 2114 and then travelled back in time to close the paradox loop by arranging the time capsule book in the first place.plus-squareHemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square9fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agoInstead of "alpha" and "beta" we should be saying "frog" and "scorpion."message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down121
arrow-up1-12arrow-down1message-squareInstead of "alpha" and "beta" we should be saying "frog" and "scorpion."Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square4fedilink
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 3 days agoWhy walk, when you can ride?message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down19
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareWhy walk, when you can ride?TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 3 days agomessage-square12fedilink
jenni007@lemm.ee · 3 days agoWho needs a lawn?message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down13
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareWho needs a lawn?jenni007@lemm.ee · 3 days agomessage-square11fedilink
